1. If they'd joined forces with the psychics they could have foretold the disaster and already sent out aid before the event. And why stop there? Get Superman to whizz around the world so fast it'll turn back time and he can prevent the earthquake from happening at all (and saving Lois Lane).

    No wait, I've just remembered that was just in a fantasy film....

  2. Well, they do need water there. They just don't need it with oddballs claiming magical properties for it in tow.

  3. If you're a believer in homeopathy, does that make you homeopathetic?

    Just wondering...

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