Nite Owl unmasked!

If you follow the Gruts comments, you will doubtless be painfully aware of regular commenter Nite Owl. In your less guarded moments, you might even have wondered what he—or possibly she—looks like.

Well, wonder no longer! Sources close to Gruts have provided me with this photograph of said Owl in all his—for it is indeed a man—splendour:

Nite Owl
A Nite in shining armour yesterday.

Understandably, Mr Owl would prefer to remain anonymous.

But, thanks to the marvels of modern technology, I have been able to employ sophisticated, pattern-matching software to extrapolate the missing data from the above image, and reconstruct Nite Owl's missing features to an estimated accuracy of 2%:

Nite Owl
Nite Owl unmasked.

Another mystery solved: so-called Nite Owl is, in reality, Scotch funnyman Billy Connolly.

Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.


  1. Funneee!

    Regards, George Clooney.

    Scotch?...Don't you mean Scots!

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