I popped round to see Carolyn yestersday, and spotted a tree in her garden which reminded me of something. Can you guess what it reminded me of? It's a bit embarrassing:


Yes, that's right: it reminded me of an ash. But I'm pretty sure it was a sycamore!

Can't tell an ash from a sycamore! How bloody embarrassing!

Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.


  1. Robin Hood had a similar problem when choosing longbows....

    He couldn't tell his ash from his elm bow.

    I'll get my Lincoln green jacket

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