… the noise made by my glasses case (containing my glasses), as it flew out of my pocket and into the flushing toilet last night.

Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

One comment

  1. Floooooff!
    The sound my dad made after 2 tablespoons of liquid paraffin!

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