Not an endorsetment

Nite Owl has drawn to my attention to the fact that the Tory candidate for the post of Dorset Police and Crime Commissioner has a rather unfortunate name:

Nick King
N.B. Gruts does not endorse the politicisation of the police.

Not quite as unfortunate a name as an acquaintance two-times-removed of Jen's: a certain Robin Bastard.

I would have thought commissioning crime was illegal.

Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.


  1. I think they only commission those crimes committed by the police. So that's all right.

  2. Waiting for Grutto......
    Where's Richard?
    Out polishing policemens helmets I dare say.

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