Nite Owl has drawn to my attention to the fact that the Tory candidate for the post of Dorset Police and Crime Commissioner has a rather unfortunate name:
Not quite as unfortunate a name as an acquaintance two-times-removed of Jen's: a certain Robin Bastard.
I would have thought commissioning crime was illegal.
I think they only commission those crimes committed by the police. So that's all right.
I blame the BBC.
Waiting for Grutto......
Where's Richard?
Out polishing policemens helmets I dare say.