1. I assumed they would do them both first time around!

  2. Has Mr. Lion asked for a paternity test?
    I don't see that it's beyond a couple of lesbian lionesses to register with a 'Lion' sperm bank and avoid doing the nasty business with Lenny there.


  3. By a spooky coincidence, one of my online, Darwin-related contacts once ‘harvested’ lion-sperm from a wild lion in Africa.

    (On reflection, I'm not at all surprised the lion was wild.)

  4. 'Harvested' creates all sorts of mental images that must be almost impossible with a wild lion. Still, nothing that a finger up the lion's bum wouldn't sort out........

  5. Next time I'm having a bad day at work, I will remember that I could be doing a Rebecca Loos on a wild lion and appreciate that things are not that bad after all!

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