it’s not exactly rocket surgery
…That is dead dear!
(Do you see what I did there?)
I suppose if it was two-for-the price-of-one it would still be two deer
I tried to bet my butcher £500 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf but he turned me down...
He said the steaks were too high!
My butcher was never pleased to meet me, but he always had meat to please me.
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