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Dead deer

…That is dead dear!

(Do you see what I did there?)

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Filed under: Nonsense

By Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

3 comments

  1. I suppose if it was two-for-the price-of-one it would still be two deer

  2. I tried to bet my butcher £500 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf but he turned me down...

    He said the steaks were too high!

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