Richard feels sorry for the queen.
Author: Richard Carter
A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.
Yoko, oh no!
Yoko Ono plans to go nekkid (again).
Pach-I.D.-erms
Borneo's elephants gain recognition.
Holy merde!
England 45-14 France.
Eating crow
USA goes multinational.
Iraqing her brains
Jessica Lynch is writing a book.
Another great headline
Dutch baffled by Nigerian baboon noses.
Safety first
Record-breaking balloon attempt fails after 15 metres.
…And Statistics
More statistical pedantry.
Homo pedanticus
In which your author is pedantic about Linnean classifications.