Author: Richard Carter

Elvis aged 68

Quaker parrots invade Barcelona

A patron asks a stupid question in my local pub

BBC: Irish minister links incense to cancer An Irish Government minister has warned that burning incense in churches could be harmful to the altar boys and girls who help Roman Catholic priests celebrate mass. Apparently it's OK to try to indoctrinate these children with ridiculous ritualistic mumbo-jumbo, but letting them breathe in fumes at the… Continue reading Mass protest

Carolyn says she's allergic to alcohol

Those stupid lager sellers want to pour their beer even faster

US Department of Justice demands less flaccid porn

In which your host tries to perfect his smouldering look

Woman who paid to snog Sharon Stone could have saved money snogging me