Quaker parrots invade Barcelona
Author: Richard Carter
A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.
Overheard conversation in my local
A patron asks a stupid question in my local pub
Mass protest
BBC: Irish minister links incense to cancer An Irish Government minister has warned that burning incense in churches could be harmful to the altar boys and girls who help Roman Catholic priests celebrate mass. Apparently it's OK to try to indoctrinate these children with ridiculous ritualistic mumbo-jumbo, but letting them breathe in fumes at the… Continue reading Mass protest
A good nose for wine
Carolyn says she's allergic to alcohol
Bar-baric
Those stupid lager sellers want to pour their beer even faster
Amin
Idi Amin dies
Kyle of Lochalsh
US Department of Justice demands less flaccid porn
Smouldering
In which your host tries to perfect his smouldering look
Stone/me
Woman who paid to snog Sharon Stone could have saved money snogging me
Going through the lotions
People in the UK use less sun cream than those in sunny countries shocker