Define 'pedantic'

BBC: Skydiver plans Channel flight [29-Jul-03] An Austrian with a carbon wing strapped to his back is to attempt to fly across the English Channel unaided. Unusual use of the word unaided. BBC: Wild horses return to Kazakhstan [30-Jul-03] The world's only truly wild horse, known as Przewalski's horse, is to be re-introduced into Kazakhstan… Continue reading Define 'pedantic'

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Avatarts

BBC: Virtual humans edge closer For years, one of the main goals in computer graphics has been to recreate a totally convincing human being on screen, something that looks and acts so life-like that it is indistinguishable from a real person. Indistinguishable from a real person, that is, provided the real person in question is… Continue reading Avatarts

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As you can see, I've added a new comments feature to each item on this page. I'm still playing around with it, and the Prime Minister has told me to sex it up a bit, but it more or less works. Why not give it a go?

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Minding one's Fs and Qs

BBC: TV swearing 'promotes grunt culture' The "f-word" was used almost 1,500 times in films on the [UK's] five terrestrial television channels in the first half of this year, according to a report published by Mediawatch-UK. Sick, sick, sick! Someone should stop them. What sort of twisted fucker spends their evenings counting swear-words on telly?… Continue reading Minding one's Fs and Qs

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El viva Italia

BBC: Britain lays claim to lasagne Italy may be a land of lazy lunches and sun-kissed siestas, but challenge its reputation for home-grown cuisine at your peril. Ah, yes, Italy! Famous for its siestas and its cuisine—and let's not forget its paella and its bull-fights.

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Sturgeon on the ridiculous

BBC: The purrfect crime fighter [08-Jul-03] A new detective is on the beat in central Russia - Rusik the cat - the latest weapon in the battle against sturgeon smugglers. Then, just four days later: BBC: Fishy end for feline sleuth [12-Jul-03] Russia's only sniffer cat, which was taken on to track down sturgeon smugglers,… Continue reading Sturgeon on the ridiculous

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Will marvels never cease?

BBC: Maguire says Spider-Man 2 'better' Spider-Man actor Tobey Maguire has said the forthcoming sequel is "better" than the original. For those of us who saw the original, this will come as no surprise whatsoever. Just for the record, it was pants—spider pants. And while I'm in the mood for slagging off Marvel™-type-comic-related films, am… Continue reading Will marvels never cease?

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