Author: Richard Carter

I have now received a reply to my letter to Ofsted about all the recent Gateshead creationist nonsense. The Chief Inspector of Schools sounds like a good chap. Postscript [04-May]: Me and my big mouth! He's left his job.

Hey, my friend Irish Mick has done a cartoon of yours truly. A damn good likeness, if you ask me. If ever I get abducted by aliens and replaced with an impostor, the absence of a pen in the top pocket would be a dead giveaway. …But am I really that fat? (Rhetorical question.)

I have now written a letter to Ofsted about all the recent Gateshead creationist nonsense.

I've just received a reply to my letter to Estelle Morris, Secretary of State for Education and Skills, about a piece in the Guardian newspaper, which reported how science teaching at a school in Gateshead is being undermined by Christian fundamentalists.

Headline in this week's Hebden Bridge Times: Former addict stole gammon steaks for birthday treat On first reading, I thought the felon must be a reformed meat addict, but it turns out they were talking about drugs. Pity - it would have given a whole new meaning to the phrase fancy a joint? In the… Continue reading Hebden Bridge Times

It's official: spring is finally here - I've just found my first slug of the year in the garden. Time to dust off the old slug-slinger.

BBC: Britain Mourns Queen Mother That's as maybe, but it's her corgis I feel sorry for.

Following on from my letter to Estelle Morris, I have written a Letter to the Bishop of Oxford to congratulate him on his recent anti-creationist broadcast. [No, I'm not sure what my letter is trying to say either.]

I've just sent a letter to Estelle Morris, Secretary of State for Education and Skills,about a piece in yesterday's Guardian newspaper, which reported how science teaching at a school in Gateshead is being undermined by Christian fundamentalists.

Anne Robinson: In mathematics, how is one-half expressed as a decimal? Female contestant: Can you repeat the question please? Anne Robinson: In mathematics, how is one-half expressed as a decimal? Female contestant: A quarter? Later in the same round: Anne Robinson: The rock group The Manic Street Preachers come from which country in the United… Continue reading BBC: The Weakest Link Village (Idiots) Special