Papal smoke confusion!
Nonsense
Duck-billed platitudes
What in god's name is the phrase 'kind regards' supposed to mean?
The Cardinal Numbers Game
Cardinals start voting for pope.
In the interests of balance and impartiality…
He's having a pop at the proddies now!
Spring is here…
...so it's snowing.
13,000 Not Out
Stense is 13,000 days old today
Homeopathetic
Homeopathy wasn't discovered; it was invented.
Score
Poet laureate marks royal wedding.
The Telephone Survey Game
Hours of fun!
Man marries horse
Charles weds Camilla.