What's your favourite colour.
Nonsense
Bobinogs Going
My VHS player goes surreal.
Dave Allen (1936—2005)
Dave Allen dies.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder
Beer drinkers not beautiful shock.
Barberism
Turn of phrase.
David Sheppard (1929–2005)
David Sheppard, former bishop of Liverpool dies.
Fingers and toes
BBC confuses correlation with causation.
The hidden message
Lib Dems are into leather!
Another one bites the dust
Saddam Hussein's half-brother is Freddie Mercury.
You don't say
Wind farms are expensive shock.