Bizarre text message conversation with Carolyn

Totally out of the blue (at 19:58 this evening):

Carolyn: What's your favourite colour?
Me: Depends whether I'm wearing it, decorating with it, or eating it. But I quite like green.
Carolyn: Oh dear! What's your second favourite?

By Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

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