Fitz is always stealing my jokes and then accusing me of having stolen them off him, so, just for the record, here's a dead clever joke I just thought of, which he will now no doubt steal:
Q: Who started the Pedant's Revolt?
A: Which Tyler!
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OK, I tell a lie: it's Fitz's joke. (You see, Fitz, it doesn't hurt.)