Fitz is always stealing my jokes and then accusing me of having stolen them off him, so, just for the record, here's a dead clever joke I just thought of, which he will now no doubt steal:
Q: Who started the Pedant's Revolt?
A: Which Tyler!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Don't get it? Check out here.
OK, I tell a lie: it's Fitz's joke. (You see, Fitz, it doesn't hurt.)
But what Fitz doesn't know is that someone else, namely me, also heard that joke about a week ago on the radio (either Radio 4 or 7). So, he is being a bit of a tinker if he is passing it off as as his own. Which is, of course, exactly what I did. But I don't have a friend who will then give the game away by blurting it out in a popular blog style web site.
Ah-ha! Got him! Well and truly sussed!
To be fair to Fitz (which is far more than he deserves), he never actually said he'd invented the joke; he just tagged it on to the end of an email. But what else did he expect me to think?