Howard propositions Blair!
Nonsense
For goodness' sake, put it away!
I have become a fashion guru.
Dad on Fayed
Dad's amusing malapropism.
Man of Mystery and Adventure
How I tried to become a Man of Mystery and Adventure
Incriminating photographs
Jen's neice quizzes me about some photos on my mobile phone.
Better late than never
One of last year's predictions finally comes true.
Super-computing
Intel focuses on new 'super' chip.
Gee, me and my big mouth!
George W Bush is up Shit Creek.
Erm, yes…
Bleeding obvious headline, courtesy of the BBC.
Mum sums it up
In which my mum sums up Jungian psychoanalytical bollocks to plain English.