Nonsense

Intel focuses on new 'super' chip.

George W Bush is up Shit Creek.

Bleeding obvious headline, courtesy of the BBC.

In which my mum sums up Jungian psychoanalytical bollocks to plain English.

Vegetarian dock pudding crowned world champ.

Wedding invitation declining cards.

In which your host wonders what on earth sociology is for (and gets misquoted by an eminent sociologist).

Basques mourn symbolic oak tree.

How not to write metaphors.