Vegetarian dock pudding crowned world champ.
Nonsense
Overheard in the newsagents
Wedding invitation declining cards.
Shafted by a sociologist
In which your host wonders what on earth sociology is for (and gets misquoted by an eminent sociologist).
Very Minas Tirith
Basques mourn symbolic oak tree.
Metaphorical with the truth
How not to write metaphors.
Note for my future biographers
About my primary school Christmas concert, 1975.
Did anyone happen to catch the footy results?
Man Utd 0 - 1 Liverpool.
Cone of Evil
American ice-cream prices are about to sky-rocket.
No! Really?
Somebody else with an unfortunate name.
Public service announcement
How to get rid of fluttering noises when burning music CDs.