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As you can see, I've added a new comments feature to each item on this page. I'm still playing around with it, and the Prime Minister has told me to sex it up a bit, but it more or less works. Why not give it a go?

BBC: TV swearing 'promotes grunt culture' The "f-word" was used almost 1,500 times in films on the [UK's] five terrestrial television channels in the first half of this year, according to a report published by Mediawatch-UK. Sick, sick, sick! Someone should stop them. What sort of twisted fucker spends their evenings counting swear-words on telly?… Continue reading Minding one's Fs and Qs

BBC: Britain lays claim to lasagne Italy may be a land of lazy lunches and sun-kissed siestas, but challenge its reputation for home-grown cuisine at your peril. Ah, yes, Italy! Famous for its siestas and its cuisine—and let's not forget its paella and its bull-fights.

BBC: The purrfect crime fighter [08-Jul-03] A new detective is on the beat in central Russia - Rusik the cat - the latest weapon in the battle against sturgeon smugglers. Then, just four days later: BBC: Fishy end for feline sleuth [12-Jul-03] Russia's only sniffer cat, which was taken on to track down sturgeon smugglers,… Continue reading Sturgeon on the ridiculous

BBC: Maguire says Spider-Man 2 'better' Spider-Man actor Tobey Maguire has said the forthcoming sequel is "better" than the original. For those of us who saw the original, this will come as no surprise whatsoever. Just for the record, it was pants—spider pants. And while I'm in the mood for slagging off Marvel™-type-comic-related films, am… Continue reading Will marvels never cease?

BBC: Nuns seek Mother Teresa copyright [09-Jul-03] The order of nuns founded by Mother Teresa has applied for copyright to her name in an attempt to stop its exploitation by commercial interests. As in so many other matters, where Elvis leads, Mother Teresa follows. I'm sure this has absolutely nothing to do with trying to… Continue reading Mothe® Te®esa of ©al©cutta™ (or Teresa Crowd)

BBC: US man wakes from 19-year coma [09-Jul-03] A man from the US state of Arkansas has regained consciousness after spending 19 years in a coma. The world must seem so different to the one he left in 1984. Why, back then, everyone was talking about George Orwell, Eddie Murphy was a top US box… Continue reading Coma-gain?

BBC: Inspired Federer wins Wimbledon Roger Federer produced a tennis masterclass to claim his first Grand Slam title with a demolition of Mark Philippoussis. This is fantastic news. Roger Federer has won the Wimbledon tennis championship. Do you realise what this means? No more Wimbledon for another 50 whole weeks! Magic mustard. Now, would it… Continue reading New balls please

BBC: Lightning hits preacher after call to God A congregation in the United States was left stunned when lightning struck a church moments after a visiting preacher asked God for a sign… The lightning struck the steeple, then hit the preacher himself when it travelled through electrical wiring to his microphone… Afterwards services resumed, however… Continue reading Thou shalt not put the Lord, thy god, to the test