Letter of complaint to Homebase about their crap customer service.
Nonsense
Slug-slinging
My campaign to rid his garden of the evil that is slug.
Snippets - July 2001
Snippets from July 2001.
Practising
Practising having my blood pressure taken to overcome my phobia.
Criminal Genes
Did Jeffrey Archer really inherit his propensity for criminal activity from his father?
Cheryl Ladd
Cheryl Ladd is 50!
Snippets - June 2001
Snippets from June 2001
Bill Gates' Cost-Benefit Calculation
During one of my many idle moments last week, I wondered how much money Bill Gates would have to drop before it was worth his while bending over to pick it up.
Two Black & White Masterpieces
In which I rave about a photo in a pub.
A Warm Welcome
Why beer should be drunk warm.