Letter of complaint to Homebase about their crap customer service.
My campaign to rid his garden of the evil that is slug.
Snippets from July 2001.
Practising having my blood pressure taken to overcome my phobia.
Did Jeffrey Archer really inherit his propensity for criminal activity from his father?
Cheryl Ladd is 50!
Snippets from June 2001
During one of my many idle moments last week, I wondered how much money Bill Gates would have to drop before it was worth his while bending over to pick it up.
In which I rave about a photo in a pub.
Why beer should be drunk warm.