Alan Shearer on Match of the Day.
football
Three easy points
Liverpool 2-1 Man Utd.
On the marvel Millichip the F.A. broods
Video: 'Kicker Conspiracy' by The Fall.
Pathetic, overpaid, mincing prima donnas
England 2-3 Croatia.
'The Beautiful Game', my peach-like arse!
England out of World Cup on penalties (again).
The short-ball game, apparently
Sven disagrees with yours truly, apparently.
The long-ball game
I was collared by a soccer fan in the kitchen at work today.