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Writing tagged: ‘football’

Shearerballs

Alan Shearer on Match of the Day.

Published 19-Oct-2008
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: football, soccer, sport

Three easy points

Liverpool 2-1 Man Utd.

Published 13-Sep-2008
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: football, soccer, sport

On the marvel Millichip the F.A. broods

Video: 'Kicker Conspiracy' by The Fall.

Published 16-Aug-2008
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: football, music, soccer, sport, the fall, videos

Pathetic, overpaid, mincing prima donnas

England 2-3 Croatia.

Published 21-Nov-2007
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: football, rugby, soccer, sport

'The Beautiful Game', my peach-like arse!

England out of World Cup on penalties (again).

Published 01-Jul-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: football, sport

The short-ball game, apparently

Sven disagrees with yours truly, apparently.

Published 20-Jun-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: football, sport

The long-ball game

I was collared by a soccer fan in the kitchen at work today.

Published 16-Jun-2006
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: football, sport

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