No, it's not a bucket full of maggots; it's my entire potato crop for 2002. That's 63 spuds in total, with the average size of a kidney bean.
Why such a poor crop? Slugs, my friend, slugs.
Of course, you realise, this means war.
Postscript [04-Oct-02]: They were delicious, by the way. (The potatoes, that is, not the slugs.)