OK, I admit it, even I wasn't expecting success on the A Farthing for Your Thoughts front quite this quickly…
BBC: Sutch Ends Norwich Tenure [02-Jan-03]
Norwich City defender Daryl Sutch has left Carrow Road after 16 years and is now poised to join Southend.
That's Daryl Sutch of Norwich City Football Club, also known as the Canaries, who is flying the coop to join a rival team. (Nor canary flight, geddit?)
Christ, this is spooky!