BBC: Mt Schwarzenegger looms into view (11-Oct-03)
Georgia - the country in Europe, not the American state - plans to name a mountain after Arnold Schwarzenegger.
All of Arnold's gay fans will be delighted: now they'll finally be able to announce that they're going to Mount Schwarzenegger.
(Hey, fair do. Each to his own, and all that. Don't knock it till you've tried it. Horses for Caucasus.)