Family business

BBC: 'Prince of thieves' shot dead
A man who admitted stealing jewellery belonging to the Prince of Wales has been shot dead at his Italian home.

You can run, but you can't hide from the House of Windsor—and especially not from Charlie 'the Don' Windsor.

Apparently, the Don had a nasty shock recently when he woke up to find a horse's head on the pillow next to him—but he was all right, it turned out to be Camilla.

Don Windsor, didn't he used to be in It Ain't Half Hot, Mum?

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Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

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