Shoe-Repair Tagline Challenge

I took some shoes to be re-heeled this week. The receipt I was given proclaimed:

IF SHOES ARE GOOD ENOUGH TO WEAR
THEY'RE GOOD ENOUGH TO REPAIR

Not the snappiest of mottos maybe, but at least they were giving it a go.

Then I got to thinking: Richard, you're a bit of an expert when it comes to thinking up clever marketing taglines. If you owned a shoe-repair business, what tagline would you use?

An excellent and typically perceptive question, if I might say so, raising as it does the opportunity for all sorts of puns of a shoe-related nature. Here's what I came up with:

• Poorly shoes? We'll soon heel them
• Re-iss-shoes
• We'll save your sole
• We'll nail your problem
• We're at it hammer and tongues
• Professional to the last (geddit?)
• It won't awl end in tears
• Rushing in where others fear to tread
• Our competitors are all cobblers
• Dirty Harry says, "Our soles are for personnel"
• Never knowingly under-soled (Ouch! That's the one, I reckon.)

What? You think you could do any better? Suggestions in the comments section below, please.