Perfect Excuse

Come on, chaps (no pun intended), what better excuse do you need?

New Scientist: Frequent ejaculation may protect against cancer
Frequent sexual intercourse and masturbation protects men against a common form of cancer, suggests the largest study of the issue to date yet.

To date yet, eh?

But hang on a minute:

New Scientist: Diet of worms can cure bowel disease
Regular doses of worms really do rid people of inflammatory bowel disease. The first trials of the treatment have been a success, and a drinkable concoction containing thousands of pig whipworm eggs could soon be launched in Europe.


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