Watching television with my mum

Mum: [Referring to Ned Sherrin] Goodness, doesn't he look like his dad?
Me: Why, who's his dad?
Mum: I don't know… I'm thinking of someone else.
[Ten minutes later.]
Mum: Robert Morley!
Me: Robert Morley?
Mum: Yes, I was thinking of Robert Morley, and getting Ned Sherrin mixed up with Sheridan Morley.

Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

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