Easy Ryder

BBC:  H O L Y   B L O O D Y   S H I T E ! ! !
Europe's golfers totally snotted the good ol' U.S. of A in the 35th Ryder Cup this evening. Final score (in case you missed it):

USA 9½–18½ Europe

George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Bill Gates, John Wayne, Walt Disney, Richard Feynman, Britney Spears, Quentin Tarantino, Raquel Welch, Davy Crockett, Buzz Aldrin, Malcolm in the Middle, Joe DiMaggio, Arthur Miller, the Magnificent Seven, Bruce Springsteen, George Peppard, Burt Lancaster, Marilyn Monroe, Elvis Presley… CAN YOU HEAR US? Your boys took one hell of a beating!

Looooo-seeeeeers! Looooooooooo-seeeeeers!

(I paraphrase.)


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