"Hello, I'd like to buy some of your strongest cheddar, please."
"Well, we've got this stuff from the Isle of Mull. It's got a real kick to it."
"You mean it has a kick like a Mull?"
"…?"
See also:
At the Cheese Shop, part 2
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It would brie far too passe of me to paraphrase an excerpt from the Monty Python cheese shop sketch, so I will merely say 'salut!'
I like it runny! aaaarrrrggghhh!
Erm… I think it's a little bit runnier than you'll like.
Sorry, the cat's eaten it! (I can't believe i'm typing this rubbish.....for some reason it works better in audio, the BBC videos look sooooo dated)