…to crack a nut

For reasons I won't go into, I hit Jen on the back of the head with a sledgehammer this morning.

You're probably thinking I'm exaggerating, or speaking metaphorically, but I'm not; it was a real sledgehammer, I swung it with both hands, and I dealt Jen a glancing blow to the back of the head.

It fucking hurt, apparently.

By Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

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