The tortoise's tale

While watching a film with Jen last week:

J: Is that a tortoise?
R: Yes.
J: I didn't know tortoises have tails.
R: Well they do.
J: Well I didn't think they'd stuck one on just for the film!

By Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

11 comments

  1. Ok, I admit it. I sewed the tail on that tortoise. Makes a lovely terrier, squire!

  2. Sorry, I deviated from the script. Now where was I?.....Oh yes, I remember......How can you tell? All together now...............

  3. Brillianty done. (but what did we say about typing in capitals?) Shall we do 'the fish licence' sketch next time? It's my favourite!

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