While watching a film with Jen last week:
J: Is that a tortoise?
R: Yes.
J: I didn't know tortoises have tails.
R: Well they do.
J: Well I didn't think they'd stuck one on just for the film!
The tortoise's tale
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While watching a film with Jen last week:
J: Is that a tortoise?
R: Yes.
J: I didn't know tortoises have tails.
R: Well they do.
J: Well I didn't think they'd stuck one on just for the film!
Ok, I admit it. I sewed the tail on that tortoise. Makes a lovely terrier, squire!
No, I want a cat really.
Sorry, the cat's dead. (camembert poisoning!)
You'd better put it out on the landing, next to that dead bishop.
What's its diocese?
Bath and Wells.
I thought that was an opera company!
Sorry, I deviated from the script. Now where was I?.....Oh yes, I remember......How can you tell? All together now...............
IT'S TATTOOED ON THE BACK OF THE NECK!
[Oh-ho!]
Brillianty done. (but what did we say about typing in capitals?) Shall we do 'the fish licence' sketch next time? It's my favourite!
I'm typing this just for you, covered in sequins.