Overheard at my friend Mary's 79th birthday party last night:

"Have you still got four pairs of glasses, Mary?"
"Why? Who else has died?"

Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

One comment

  1. Did you have a hand in writing the list of modern living on page 6 of today's (God forbid) Daily Mirror? It seems right up your street, & even has a picture of Chris Moyles with it.

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