My dreams of becoming a tip-top tap-dancer lie shattered: Carolyn has been told that men are not welcome at the tap-dancing classes. I have never been the victim of blatant sexual discrimination before, and it hurts. Would they have been allowed to ban me if I were from a racial minority, do you think, or if I were disabled? Well then! Men are a minority too, you know: only 49% of the adult population.

Actually, I’m rather relieved. But Carolyn is outraged, and has sworn to do something about it.

Watch this space, as they say.