Best quote of recent weeks came from my dad (re. William Hague and the fuel crisis):
He's a great band-waggon-jumper-onner.
Mind you, my mum came pretty close to bettering him when watching a programme about bison:
Aren't those the things that Bungalow Bill used to hunt?
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BUFFALO & A BISON?
ALL TOGETHER NOW.............
(SORRY, THE LOWER CASE KEY ON MY KEYBOARD ISN'T WORKING)
I don't know, what's the difference between a Buffalo and a Bison?
You can't wash your hands in a buffalo.
Very droll I know.
Was there a song called "you can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd", or am I imagining it?
For the sake of the patients, I hope there was one!
Hi Keith, we're all going round to Fitz's place later. Wanna come?
Apparently the song does exist. It's on an album called "Roger Miller's Greatest Hits!"
Wasn't he a footballer?
Macka B wrote a marvellous song about the footballer Roger Miller called Pam Pam Cameroon.
I really need to get out more.