Feeling a right tit

BBC: Baggage advice for UK passengers

… No liquids of any type are permitted through the airport security search point, other than the following items:
  • Prescription medicines in liquid form sufficient and essential for the flight (eg diabetic kit), as long as verified as authentic.
  • Baby milk and liquid baby food (the contents of each bottle or jar must be tasted by the accompanying passenger).
The definition of liquids includes:
  • Gels, pastes, lotions, liquid/solid mixtures.
  • The contents of pressurised containers, eg toothpaste, hair gel, drinks, soups, syrups, perfume, deodorant, shaving foam, aerosols etc.

I wonder if the authorities have started frisking for silicone implants yet.

Nice work if you can get it.


1 thought on “Feeling a right tit

  1. All we need now is an ex-school teacher at every check-in barking at passengers to 'have a good wee' and doctors on hand to drain our vitreous humour (vitreos humor to your US readers) and we'll be really safe from liquids. Egregious of the government to ban a whole state of matter.

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