Crouching Tiger, Lucky Spaniel

The other night, I dreamt I was taking my childhood dog for a walk on the moors above my house. I had just let her off the lead, when I spotted a tiger crouching in the long grass behind a dry stone wall. The tiger was clearly about to attack the unsuspecting spaniel.

Without any thought for my own safety, I ran up to the wall and began hurling stones from it at the tiger. The tiger snarled and growled for a while, but eventually ran off.

In my dreams, I'm one badass mother who don't take no shit from tigers.

By Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

3 comments

  1. A tiger eh.......you stood up to a tiger...........even in your dreams you're tough enough to stand up to a tiger.........and a bird flapping in the hallway?Merciless, ain't I?

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