Handy Hint

When crossing a one-way street, look both ways just in case some sodding idiot cyclist to whom the laws of the road apparently do not apply is bombing down it the wrong way.

When she—for it was indeed a she, although I did not let that curtail my Anglo-Saxon expletives—ends up under a car, the headlines will no doubt read Motorist Kills Cyclist.

Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

One comment

  1. How about motorist kills motorcyclist?

    Even better...The less bloody white line jockeys the better!

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