It would be funny if it wasn't so scarily believable The Onion: Voice Of God Revealed To Be Cheney On Intercom
Didn't he play the Phantom of the Opera in the old silent film?
No, that was Herbert Lom Chaney.
(Actually, that's rather clever, if I do say so myself.)
You did, Wilde, you did!
The spam code for this is EPOOF. What are the chances of that happening?
11881376 : 1
(But any other random combination is equally unlikely.)