Hammer and tongs

"There was a couple going at it hammer and tongs on top of my shed on Saturday night," announced a colleague this morning.

I stared at him open-mouthed. I should probably have been paying closer attention to what he was saying.

It turned out he was talking about cats.

Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

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