Overstretched BBC: Poles 'vital for climate science' I can't help feeling this is asking too much of the Poles: they're already up to their necks in all that plumbing work. Richard Carter A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation. View all of Richard Carter's posts.
A Pole went to the optician: Pointing towards the eye test chart, the optician asked "can you read this?" "read it?" replied the Pole. He's my cousin!
That is now officially my second favourite Pole joke. Mind you, I only know two.
Iwill speak to my colleague, Pawil Jaskolski & see if he has any better ones!