Compare and Contrast Edinburgh Zoo's new baby tapir. A courgette. Richard Carter A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation. View all of Richard Carter's posts.
What's this? no buffalo / bison comparison? or have we done that joke already?
Only the one on the right takes batteries
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If the one on the left did: it would certainly make your eyes water!
Come to think of it....nah forget it!
I've planted dozens of tapirs in my allotment and never get any fruit.
You've probably been planting them upside-down. They need to breathe.