Conversation in the kitchen at work last Friday (I am 'R' and my anonymous colleague is 'X'):

X: "Can you smell fish?"
R: "No."
X: "Are you sure? I can definitely smell fish."
R: "No. I have an extremely acute sense of smell, and I can't smell anything."
X: [Sniffs armpit apprehensively.]

Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.


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