Snail Mail

Ann thanked me for my text message on Saturday. I didn't know what she was talking about, as I hadn't sent her a text message. It turned out I had: last November. It had taken 6 months to travel all the way from Liverpool to Berkshire.

That's an average speed of 0.045 mph.

A garden snail travels at 0.03 mph.

Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

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