British summertime cancelled

Weather forecast

That's it: British summertime is officially CANCELLED.

It's been raining for over a month, with absolutely no sign of any let-up.

If you could all turn back your clocks at 01:00 tomorrow morning, that would be great.

Try to look on the bright side: at least you'll get an extra hour in bed.

Oh, and the hose-pipe ban is lifted. Not that you'll be needing to use your hose-pipes at the moment.

I blame El Niño.

See also: Flaming June

By Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

2 comments

  1. We have re-sown our lawn with rice, but sadly the ducks keep eating it all. At least swamps don't need mowing.

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