A union of two halves

Erm… Does nobody see the irony in this?

BBC: Scotland exempt from UK flag plan

Proposals to fly the Union flag every day on public buildings are set not to apply to Scotland.

It's a bloody crap flag anyway. We should invent a new one. No design consultants. No children's competitions. No symbollix. Just get someone to come up with a half-decent flag.

One with a biscuit on it perhaps.

Everyone likes biscuits.

Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.


  1. The red on a flag is meant to represent blood:

    Perhaps we should go for amainly brown one?

  2. All flags are crap.

    They are either a little picture of something you can't see from more than 10 yards away, or are a bunch of dull stripes in meaningless colours. I actually think as flags go, the union flag isn't that bad. Not that there is any union any more, as you rightly point out.

    We could always replace it with a picture of the Queen (you know, like on stamps)! I'm sure that would unite us all.

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