True story: on my way into work yesterday, I couldn't get the Kenny Rogers song (You Picked a Fine Time to Leave Me,) Lucille out of my head. It was really infuriating. Especially as I only knew two of the lines.
The song is the punchline to a crap, old joke about a man whose heel falls off his shoe: "You picked a fine time to leave me, loose heel" (geddit?).
Yesterday afternoon, the heel fell off my shoe. It had not been loose until that point.
This morning, I will be mostly singing The Man Who Broke the Bank at Monte Carlo.
See also: Shoe-Repair Tagline Challenge.