Cream cakes / colour blue

How totally ridiculous:

BBC: James Bond tops 'culture chart'

James Bond's Casino Royale has topped the UK's first "culture chart", bringing together sales of DVDs, books, CDs and computer games in one rundown.

How the hell can you rank books against DVDs, or CDs against video games? It makes about as much sense as saying you prefer cream cakes to the colour blue.


Earlier cream cake / colour blue comparisons:

By Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

6 comments

  1. Just got back from a weekend visiting friends in Northampton. They are looking after a neighbour's lurcher& we got conned into taking the beast for a run (poo) on the racecourse. The neighbour is Czech, & the dog is called vinkl (no, I don't know what it means either!). When my good lady asked me to call him back, I shouted 'come here, dog'. To which she replied 'he has a name, you know!'. Now, call me old fashioned if you like, but Northampton Racecourse is well known for having more than its fair share ofsexual deviants& flashers & I am not going to start bellowing Vinkl at the top of my voice in public. My wife didn't understand my concerns at this &called my daft....I asked her how she would have felt having to call it, had the bloody thing had been called blojob!

  2. There's nothing so odd about that: Kamal Attaturk had an entire menagerie called Abdul & Marcel Proust had an haddock!!?

    sorry...it's happening again...I do apologise

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