I'm speechless… What were his final words?… I wonder if there will be a minute's noise at the funeral… Well at least he won't have to pretend to be in a box this time… etc.
Sunday Times: Killer strength Viagra on sale in chemists
Careful you don't take any: you could end up a stiff.
(It's a gift, I tell you.)
...and you have to swallow the stuff quickly, otherwise you get a stiff neck.
At a Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band gig last year, Neil Innes announced a one minute cacophony in memory of Vivian Stanshall.