Let it never be said that I avoided an obvious joke

I'm speechless… What were his final words?… I wonder if there will be a minute's noise at the funeral… Well at least he won't have to pretend to be in a box this time… etc.

Careful you don't take any: you could end up a stiff.

(It's a gift, I tell you.)

By Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

2 comments

  1. ...and you have to swallow the stuff quickly, otherwise you get a stiff neck.

  2. At a Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band gig last year, Neil Innes announced a one minute cacophony in memory of Vivian Stanshall.

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