Impressive sausage

Carolyn yesterday:

Look at the size of your sausage, Richard! It's absolutely enormous!

No, I know what you're thinking, but Carolyn was, in fact, talking about a real sausage which I had ordered as part of a pub lunch in Chester.

The Albion, Chester

The Albion pub, Chester.

Had we not already partaken of our frankly magnificent lunches, I would surely have dragged Carolyn into a pub we spotted a short while later. It was named The Albion and the chalk sign outside read:

THE ENGLISH PUB AT ITS VERY BEST

NOMINATED IN TOP SIX BEST CITY PUBS IN BRITAIN - NATIONAL PUB GUIDE

RECOMMENDED IN ALL MAJOR PUB GUIDES AND PUBLICATIONS OVER MANY YEARS -

A GROWN UPS PUB FOR GROWN UP PEOPLE - NO CHILDREN - FAMILY HOSTILE

Sounded like my kind of pub. I wonder where they stand on the cultural vandalism that is the smoking ban.


See also: More photos from our day out in Chester here, including one of Carolyn in her kinky boots. That one should up the ratings.

4 thoughts on “Impressive sausage

  1. and I dare say you missed out the bit about it selling warm pond water, masquerading as beer!

  2. I knew that there was someone out there that would appreciate a sign I saw whilst walking near Lyme Park on Sunday it said:

    Trespassers will be shot ...... survivors will be shot again.

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