Look at the size of your sausage, Richard! It's absolutely enormous!
No, I know what you're thinking, but Carolyn was, in fact, talking about a real sausage which I had ordered as part of a pub lunch in Chester.
Had we not already partaken of our frankly magnificent lunches, I would surely have dragged Carolyn into a pub we spotted a short while later. It was named The Albion and the chalk sign outside read:
THE ENGLISH PUB AT ITS VERY BEST
NOMINATED IN TOP SIX BEST CITY PUBS IN BRITAIN - NATIONAL PUB GUIDE
RECOMMENDED IN ALL MAJOR PUB GUIDES AND PUBLICATIONS OVER MANY YEARS -
A GROWN UPS PUB FOR GROWN UP PEOPLE - NO CHILDREN - FAMILY HOSTILE
Sounded like my kind of pub. I wonder where they stand on the cultural vandalism that is the smoking ban.