Long-term readers of Gruts might remember that my mate Bill is something of a sausage artist.
My mate Bill spotted at Springsteen concert.
Honestly, you've known a chap for years, you think you know what he stands for, and then you find out something about him which calls into question your faith in humanity.
Hungarian Sausage Commercial.
Carolyn eats muffs.
Carolyn compliments me on my sausage.